Who would have thunk…
I finally met my good friend for dinner last night after not having seen her in forever. We laughed, cried, ate and DRANK to our heart’s content. All I know is that by the time we left restaurant, all I heard was the waitress saying to us was “straight girls, walk straight”
We exited the restaurant and started walking aimlessly to Claire’s house (which by the way is literally 3 blocks away). Needless to say, we got lost and had to call Claire to pick us up. What shocked me is that we kept giving Claire our coordinates, but she was as clueless as we were.
Finally, we made it to Claire’s house. The rest is a complete and total blur. This morning Claire filled me in on all the details. Apparently, I ran down the street topless, mooned my friends before asking to be spanked and then licked my friend’s knee for some reason.
The worst part- She has it all on video.
3 years ago • Notes