June 2008
1 post
As if having a fully stocked kitchen is not bad...
They just opened a deli downstairs of my building… THEY SELL FRENCH FRIES
Went to Claire’s house to watch TV and eat french fries for lunch. As soon as we got back she asks…”want to order french fries from downstairs”
This is a recipe for disaster!!!!!!!!!
May 2008
6 posts
Am I in High School??
I miss this bitch!!!!!!! yarrow:I don’t have health insurance right now (being retired does have some down sides) so I called Planned Parenthood so I can at least go to them until I find a job if I need to. The woman told me ion order to “qualify” I have to bring my birth certificate (okay), social security card (okay) and…A NOTE FROM MY DAD. I literally felt like I had skipped school and they...
"Hey, I have an idea"
Claire: OMG, Einat. I have the best idea!
Me: What?
Claire: If I go to the Souplantation Veg Club site and enter my birthday as June 6th, I'll get a coupon for a free meal. They always give out coupons the month of your birthday
Me: That's great!
Day later
Claire: It came, it came. It's in my inbox.... Do you think it will work for Sunday brunch?
By poplular demand...
I’m writing a post for all 3 people that are following me. It’s pretty bad when you start dreaming about Souplantation. As of recently, Walnuts and I have been frequenting Souplantation on an average of 3 times per week. (Sorry for revealing our secret obsession, Claire). Anyway, I dreamt that I was walking through souplantation and adoring all the pastries last night. When I woke up,...
Who would have thunk...
I finally met my good friend for dinner last night after not having seen her in forever. We laughed, cried, ate and DRANK to our heart’s content. All I know is that by the time we left restaurant, all I heard was the waitress saying to us was “straight girls, walk straight” We exited the restaurant and started walking aimlessly to Claire’s house (which by the way is...
April 2008
5 posts
My friend is so beautiful...
As Claire and I sat outside the Saban building for our calorie free but carcinogen filled lunch break, a strange man approached our table. Now, people find Claire very attractive normally, but for some reason, homeless people find her completely irresistable. As she and I were smoking our ciggy’s, a creepy looking guy with curly blonde hair approaches her and says “Hi. My name is...
My favorite thing in the world to do is....
wait until the very end of the day to tell Claire she has a poppy seed in her tooth. Today there were two of them
"Do you guys think you are getting any color in...
My tanarexic BFF Claire has been to the tanning booth four consecutive days. I have to say, her tan looks hot. Unlike other memberships (like our gym membership), we actually visit the tanning booth quite frequently. I’m proud of the gradual color that I’m getting, but her consistency really shows results!! Upon our visit to the tanning salon today, the dumb associate behind the...
My introduction to Tumblr
Claire: You're getting a tumblr!!
Me: No. Claire, you know I'm not into that stuff.
Claire: I need another follower. YOU ARE GETTING A TUMBLR.
Me: *Silent*
Claire: Okay, I'm creating it for you right now. What picture do you want me to put up of you?
Me: *Silent*
Claire: Okay, I also wrote your first post for you.
Me: Okay, can you teach me how to log on at least?
This is how I got dragged into Tumblr.
